The wedding

On this mourn day,
I offer to you
in the presence of infinite sadness
and all those useless tears
my sacred promise
to lay by your side
as your own shadow in darkness and in light,
in torture and in sorrow,
as well as through the bad times
and the boring ones.

I promise to hurt you
without reservation
I promise to humiliate you
in times of distress,
I promise to encourage you
to make an end to your life,
to scream with you
and to cry with you,
to suffer with you
in mind and spirit
to always be unfair and cruel with you,
and to torment you
for as long as we both shall be dying.
I promise I will…
Then the voice said
 » You may now kill the bride….. »